Thursday, December 24, 2009

If You Can't Get To Work On Time, Just Go Take A Shanley.

Original Message:
" Hello. Hello. This is the ***** notification system calling for ****. [...] We consider all employees essential personnel. If you are able to safely make it into the office, there is no need to notify your supervisor of your delayed arrival. If, however, you are unable to come into the office, please contact your supervisor and assignments as quickly as possible. Time off will be charged to available personal and/or vacation leave. Please Be Extremely Careful as your travels as many of the roads and sidewalks are still quite icy. If there are any changes to this recorded message those changes will be posted as of 6:30 AM tomorrow. Thank you and have a great evening. Please call 877 -*** -0101 to listen to your message and confirm receipt. Again, the number to call is 877-***-0101. Thank you. Bye."
What GV Heard:
" Yellow yellow. Yeah, this is the ***** notification system calling for ****. Yeah. [...] We consider all employees. The central part of the now if you are able to safely make it into the office. There is no need to notify your supervisor of your delayed arrival. If, however, you are unable to come into the office. Please contact your supervisor and assignments as quickly as possible time off will be charged to available parcels and go take a Shanley. Please Be Extremely Careful as your travels as many of the road and so I walked are still quite. I see if there are any changes to this recorded message those changes will be posted as of 6:30 AM or tomorrow. Thank you and have a great evening. Please call 877. Yeah ***. Yeah, 0101 To listen to your message and confirm receipt you again. The number to call is. 8 yeah 77, yeah ***. Yay. X. Yeah 010. Yeah one Yank you. Yeah. Bye. "

Submitted By GW

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