tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43360042171753823382024-02-08T12:06:57.283-05:00GV ScrewupsHave you ever had Google Voicemail try to transcribe a voicemail for you? Did it fail miserably? Well then, post it here for the world to see!Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.comBlogger80125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-47543723111892721192011-11-30T20:17:00.001-05:002011-11-30T20:17:47.677-05:00Did you smash your iPad screen?The repair to get your first generation iPad or iPad 2 glass fixed at an Apple retail store will tend to be marked up 300 to 400% over similar services listed here. The first generation iPad or iPad 2 repair centers listed here are Apple authorized and will offer the same repair at a fraction of the cost. first generation iPad or iPad 2 screen replacements do not have to be expensive. Simply by doing a little research, you can get an first generation iPad or iPad 2 screen repair done for pennies on the dollar. Even the best first generation iPad oriPad 2 cases on the market cannot protect the device again simple accidental drops which will always crack the delicate first generationiPad or iPad 2 display. Some types of first generation iPad or iPad 2 insurance will not protect against accidental drops that will always be sure to crack the display. In these cases, you will be responsible for getting your first generation iPad or iPad 2 screen fixed. The Apple retail store will also not backup your data before replacing the iPad!<div>
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<blockquote>"Hi Timothy, this is Shayla. I just want to let you know that we do some work on that front. I entrance way of your of the apartment and when you walk in tonight step over the we'll kinda like stuff that's on the floor, the the morning because it you know it's it's it's. You know I need to drive more. All my had til like still in the whole Sayer or so if you're gonna need to put a new, you know, that mailbox 7 pages for you guys need to put your and a new name in there. I might like. You know I'll be in anyway. I don't want to be here, but you had to put you in your name on the mailbox again and just be careful likely walk in the door up. I just want to ask close tonight as well. I mean the up outside door and the guy fixed fee handles so you know. You can turn it. It's if you think it's gonna open, but you. It is just hold it in. You turn and then pushed out the door open and then <b>step over at that spackle</b> okay. I'll talk to you later. Bye."</blockquote><br />
Submitted By Tim.<br />
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<i>(Submit Your <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.crunchbase.com/product/google-voice" title="Google Voice" rel="crunchbase">Google Voice</a> Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i><br />
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<div style="margin-top: 10px; height: 15px;" class="zemanta-pixie"><a class="zemanta-pixie-a" href="http://reblog.zemanta.com/zemified/af3bc2d2-16ec-4739-9366-f27321fed0b6/" title="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]"><img style="border: medium none ; float: right;" class="zemanta-pixie-img" src="http://img.zemanta.com/reblog_e.png?x-id=af3bc2d2-16ec-4739-9366-f27321fed0b6" alt="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]"></a><span class="zem-script more-related pretty-attribution"><script type="text/javascript" src="http://static.zemanta.com/readside/loader.js" defer="defer"></script></span></div>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-34829796439440475772010-01-06T08:29:00.000-05:002010-01-06T08:29:52.344-05:00Smoke 'Em If You Have To Do Any Nailing.Original Message:<br />
<blockquote>"Hey it's me. [...] I've just been under the gun all day. So anyway, you'll be happy to know that I did get your cigars and I got the cheese, so we should be set. [...] Give me a call when you get a chance. I love you bye."</blockquote>What <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Voice" title="Google Voice" rel="wikipedia">GV</a> Heard:<br />
<blockquote>"Hey it's me. [...] I've just been done. The gone all day. So anyway, <b>if you have to nail I did get your cigars</b> and I got to use, so we should be set. [...] Give me a call when you get a chance. I love you bye."</blockquote><br />
Submitted By GW<br />
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<i>(Submit Your <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.crunchbase.com/product/google-voice" title="Google Voice" rel="crunchbase">Google Voice</a> Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i><br />
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<blockquote>"Hey Ron, <b>My name is my mom</b>. I think I have for dinner. Let me know and I will get you something so one so call me back."</blockquote><br />
Submitted by MHD<br />
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<i>(Submit Your <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.google.com/googlevoice/about.html" title="Google Voice" rel="homepage">Google Voice</a> Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i><br />
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<div style="margin-top: 10px; height: 15px;" class="zemanta-pixie"><a class="zemanta-pixie-a" href="http://reblog.zemanta.com/zemified/82cde2e5-94c3-4074-b032-8e89785d6eac/" title="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]"><img style="border: medium none ; float: right;" class="zemanta-pixie-img" src="http://img.zemanta.com/reblog_e.png?x-id=82cde2e5-94c3-4074-b032-8e89785d6eac" alt="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]"></a><span class="zem-script more-related pretty-attribution"><script type="text/javascript" src="http://static.zemanta.com/readside/loader.js" defer="defer"></script></span></div>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-13470909715646026942009-12-31T17:21:00.001-05:002010-01-06T08:31:55.009-05:00But The Point Is, There Is No One. Just Babycakes, Daddy and Kate.Original Message:<br />
<blockquote>"Hi, babycakes, I just wanted to let you know that I am, um, sending you a check that I would like deposited, um, into my checking account or if that's impossible, uh, into our savings and I'll just transfer it over. Or not, whatever, um, the point is there's no Wachovia around here. The closest one is an hour away, so I can't deposit my check, which is scary, uhhh, or get, like, any cash, so anyway, that's coming to you in the mail. Okay, bye"</blockquote>What <a class="zem_slink" href="https://www.google.com/voice" title="Google Voice" rel="homepage">GV</a> Heard:<br />
<blockquote>"Hi <b>Daddy, Kate</b>, I just want to let you know that I'm sending you a check to that I would like deposited into my checking account or if that's impossible into our seating. Then, I'll just transferred over or not. Whatever. <b>But the point is, there is no one</b>. Call me around here. The closest one is an hour away so I can deposit my check jingles. Gary or a like any cash. So anyway, that's coming to you in the mail. Okay bye."</blockquote><br />
Submitted By Jessica<br />
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<i>(Submit Your <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.google.com/googlevoice/about.html" title="Google Voice" rel="homepage">Google Voice</a> Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i><br />
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<div style="margin-top: 10px; height: 15px;" class="zemanta-pixie"><a class="zemanta-pixie-a" href="http://reblog.zemanta.com/zemified/3be94b7f-32d5-4172-a0a8-546788bcd05a/" title="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]"><img style="border: medium none ; float: right;" class="zemanta-pixie-img" src="http://img.zemanta.com/reblog_e.png?x-id=3be94b7f-32d5-4172-a0a8-546788bcd05a" alt="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]"></a><span class="zem-script more-related pretty-attribution"><script type="text/javascript" src="http://static.zemanta.com/readside/loader.js" defer="defer"></script></span></div>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-23776968815866070842009-12-24T09:33:00.002-05:002010-01-06T08:32:34.198-05:00If You Can't Get To Work On Time, Just Go Take A Shanley.Original Message:<br />
<blockquote>" Hello. Hello. This is the ***** notification system calling for ****. [...] We consider all employees essential personnel. If you are able to safely make it into the office, there is no need to notify your supervisor of your delayed arrival. If, however, you are unable to come into the office, please contact your supervisor and assignments as quickly as possible. Time off will be charged to available personal and/or vacation leave. Please Be Extremely Careful as your travels as many of the roads and sidewalks are still quite icy. If there are any changes to this recorded message those changes will be posted as of 6:30 AM tomorrow. Thank you and have a great evening. Please call 877 -*** -0101 to listen to your message and confirm receipt. Again, the number to call is 877-***-0101. Thank you. Bye."</blockquote>What <a class="zem_slink" href="https://www.google.com/voice" title="Google Voice" rel="homepage">GV</a> Heard:<br />
<blockquote>" Yellow yellow. Yeah, this is the ***** notification system calling for ****. Yeah. [...] We consider all employees. The central part of the now if you are able to safely make it into the office. There is no need to notify your supervisor of your delayed arrival. If, however, you are unable to come into the office. Please contact your supervisor and assignments as quickly as possible time off will be charged to available parcels and <b>go take a Shanley.</b> Please Be Extremely Careful as your travels as many of the road and so I walked are still quite. I see if there are any changes to this recorded message those changes will be posted as of 6:30 AM or tomorrow. Thank you and have a great evening. Please call 877. Yeah ***. Yeah, 0101 To listen to your message and confirm receipt you again. The number to call is. 8 yeah 77, yeah ***. Yay. X. Yeah 010. Yeah one Yank you. Yeah. Bye. "</blockquote><br />
Submitted By GW<br />
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<i>(Submit Your <a class="zem_slink" href="http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=GGEA.L" title="LSE: GGEA" rel="stockexchange">Google</a> Voice Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i><br />
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<blockquote>"Hey don't forget your dad's pills, honey. And be careful on the way home; Roads look pretty clear down here, I don't know what it is like on 30 so be careful. Bye."</blockquote>What GV Heard:<br />
<blockquote>"Hey <b>don't forget your dad killed her name</b>. Be careful on the way. Read some pretty clear down here <b>bomb within like 130</b> to be careful. Bye"</blockquote><br />
Submitted By Anonymous<br />
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<i>(Submit Your Google Voice Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i><br />
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<div style="margin-top: 10px; height: 15px;" class="zemanta-pixie"><a class="zemanta-pixie-a" href="http://reblog.zemanta.com/zemified/884dedab-0e81-4ed7-bb83-0556190c897c/" title="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]"><img style="border: medium none ; float: right;" class="zemanta-pixie-img" src="http://img.zemanta.com/reblog_e.png?x-id=884dedab-0e81-4ed7-bb83-0556190c897c" alt="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]"></a><span class="zem-script more-related pretty-attribution"><script type="text/javascript" src="http://static.zemanta.com/readside/loader.js" defer="defer"></script></span></div>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-25504929545742245622009-12-21T07:24:00.000-05:002009-12-21T07:24:06.732-05:00Wait--Don't Forget to Stop Bill Bradley!Original Message:<br />
<blockquote>"Hey, Lynn. It's Chad. I'm calling to see if you would be able to pick up some Sliverleaf coupons from Rick before you come tomorrow. He should be home all day if you want to give him a call, that'd be fabulous. There's $20 worth of coupons. Some of them expire so I wanted to use them and I forgot until I'm almost there, so . . . I would appreciate it. I hope you have a good day. Bye."</blockquote>What <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Voice" title="Google Voice" rel="wikipedia">GV</a> Heard:<br />
<blockquote>"Hey man, It's chat. I'm colleagues. The. If you would be able to pick up. <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Bradley" title="Bill Bradley" rel="wikipedia"><b>Bill Bradley</b></a>'s coupon from right before you come tomorrow, you should be home all day if you want to give him a call back 8 that that there is $20 for the coupon of them expired so I wanted to use them and <b>I forgot stop</b>. I hope that so I would appreciate it. I hope you have a good day. Bye."</blockquote><br />
Submitted by Lynn in Austin<br />
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<i>(Submit Your <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.google.com/googlevoice/about.html" title="Google Voice" rel="homepage">Google Voice</a> Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i><br />
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<blockquote>"We also do kitchens, baths, driveways, roofs, (um), gutters, additions, and pool 'cagery' screenings, and 'Gray Hoc' is here to make your home improvements affordable."<br />
</blockquote>What <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Voice" rel="wikipedia" title="Google Voice">GV</a> Heard:<br />
<blockquote>"We also do predictions past driveways reps debtor's additions in pool. K jury screenings and <b>Grandma is here to make your home improvements affordable</b>."<br />
</blockquote>Submitted By Anonymous<br />
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<i>(Submit Your <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.google.com/googlevoice/about.html" rel="homepage" title="Google Voice">Google Voice</a> Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i><br />
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<blockquote>"yeah thats cuz you always get a million phone numbers if it was just one then I would get to know what it was but you and your sister change phone numbers like every day. Bye"<br />
</blockquote>What <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Voice" rel="wikipedia" title="Google Voice">GV</a> Heard:<br />
<blockquote>"Yeah I feel like a million phone number is that there was just like one you know that I would get to know who it was, but you <b>let your sister change</b>. Phone numbers, <b>I could change your underwear</b>. Bye."<br />
</blockquote>Submitted By Michaelad<br />
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<i>(Submit Your <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.google.com/googlevoice/about.html" rel="homepage" title="Google Voice">Google Voice</a> Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i><br />
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<blockquote>"Hey M***. It's about 5 after 5. I thought maybe you might be on your way home. I just wanted to say hello, see how <b>your car of your car is enough</b> good in your house is staying warm and gimme a call. Talk to you Later. Bye Bye."</blockquote><br />
Submitted by MHD<br />
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<i>(Submit Your <a class="zem_slink" href="http://www.crunchbase.com/product/google-voice" title="Google Voice" rel="crunchbase">Google Voice</a> Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i><br />
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<div style="margin-top: 10px; height: 15px;" class="zemanta-pixie"><a class="zemanta-pixie-a" href="http://reblog.zemanta.com/zemified/d2a24f01-0a76-4565-96a2-b261ea3bcfe7/" title="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]"><img style="border: medium none ; float: right;" class="zemanta-pixie-img" src="http://img.zemanta.com/reblog_e.png?x-id=d2a24f01-0a76-4565-96a2-b261ea3bcfe7" alt="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]"></a><span class="zem-script more-related pretty-attribution"><script type="text/javascript" src="http://static.zemanta.com/readside/loader.js" defer="defer"></script></span></div>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-66873449083892410762009-12-17T17:42:00.000-05:002009-12-17T17:42:25.263-05:00It's All About The Senior Little Boys.Original Message:<br />
<blockquote>"Bill, where are you? I haven't seen you since you were a little boy. Hey, call me. I am headed down to the Red Stag at quarter of eight to listen to Bobby over there all by my lonesome. I'll work on my website a little bit. Join me if you want. Gimme a call. Let me know what you are up to. I have not seen you in forever. Talk to you soon. Bye."</blockquote>What <a class="zem_slink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Voice" title="Google Voice" rel="wikipedia">GV</a> Heard:<br />
<blockquote>Errol we are, or our new rules. I haven't seen when you see if you've been there a <b>little boy</b>, the, hey call me. I am headed down to the Rex tags quarter of a most of the body over there. Just all possible so so work on the website a little bit but Jaime, If you want. Gimme a call. Let me know what you have to have a <b>senior</b> forever so. Talk to you soon. Bye.</blockquote><br />
Submitted By Bill<br />
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<i>(Submit Your Google Voice Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i><br />
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<blockquote>Hey, it's me. I just called to say hi. Wanna let you know I did get a card downstairs although it wasn't for niece, but it's kinda cute card. So anyway, hope all is well. Just give me a call whenever you get a chance. Talk to you later. I love you bye bye.</blockquote>What GV Heard:<br />
<blockquote>Hey, it's me. I said, <b>hopefully HIV wanna let you know</b> I did get a card downstairs on the web. Ferdie's, but it's kinda cute card. So anyways, hope all is well. Just give me a call whenever you get a chance. Talk to you later. I love you bye bye.</blockquote> <br />
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Submitted by GW <br />
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<i>(Submit Your Google Voice Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-81110860951395094672009-12-14T19:23:00.000-05:002009-12-14T19:23:35.680-05:00That Crazy Thrilled Bill Is Up To No Good Again.Original Message:<br />
<blockquote>Hey, it's me. I'm getting ready to leave. It's a around a little before 7:30, so I'll see you soon. Love you. Talk to you later. Bye bye.<br />
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<blockquote>Hey, it's me. I'm getting ready to leave <b>thrilled bill</b> before 7:30 so I'll see you soon. Love you. Talk to you Later. Bye Bye.<br />
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Submitted by GW<br />
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<blockquote>"Hi again This is Michael. So calling from Ralph there. <b>Volkswagen lasagna</b>."<br />
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Submitted By Doug C.<br />
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<blockquote>Hi it's me, if you have a minute give me a call. I just wanted to see if you could fix my wheels this week. You know what your schedule's like. Bye.</blockquote>What GV Heard:<br />
<blockquote>Hi it's me if you have a minute give me a call. <b>I just wanted to see if you'd be able to 69</b>. We also and this week. You know what your schedules like. Bye.</blockquote><br />
Submitted By PantsOnFire's (But it's the Mom who sent the voicemail!)<br />
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<i>(Submit Your Google Voice Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-86118701890057284782009-12-05T10:23:00.001-05:002009-12-05T10:23:51.704-05:00Never EVER Take Semen From Your Neighbor, Ollie North.Original Message:<br />
<blockquote>Hey Chris (last name), It;s Dave (last name). 2 things. Number one, never take Damen from your neighborhood all the way north. It was the slowest, most painful drive ever. And second, the reason we were disoriented at, uhhh, Joe Boston's was that's where Grand as it curves meets Chicago. So when we had that intersection there where Chicago, grand and Sacramento...that's why it was so disorienting, becasue 2 streets you usually think of as parallel weren't. Anyways, look forward to seeing your email with that info, uh, and I'll talk to you soon.</blockquote>What GV Heard:<br />
<blockquote>Hey Chris, Hey Mister (last name), It's Dave dot com 2 things. <b>Number one, never take semen from your neighbor, Ollie north</b>, Yeah people drive ever. I think at the reason we were disoriented at just past, so if that's we're great. And it's for Chicago. So when we had a secondary Chicago. Graham in Sacramento. I thought it was different because the streets usually think of throw one look forward to seeing you know that in for and I'll talk to you soon.</blockquote><br />
Submitted By Chris<br />
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<i>(Submit Your Google Voice Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-56520844056168022122009-12-05T10:17:00.000-05:002009-12-05T10:17:59.976-05:00Sometimes It's Just About the Patience, Understanding and Ass-Kicking.Original Message:<br />
<blockquote>Hello. Hey Cesar how is it going? I just wanted to see if you wanted to play chess tonight. I was really gonna kick your ass. And I was gonna, um, definitely get all of your bishops in one turn. Yeah, just let me know. It's gonna be a good game. I hope it's not gonna be a draw like last time. It was really fun playing with you today in the bus. So, um. So yeah. And um. See you later.</blockquote>What GV Heard:<br />
<blockquote>Hello Hey sooner. I was doing. I just want to see if you would like to just tonight. <b>I was really gonna kick ass</b> and i was gonna definitely get <b>all of your patience and wondering.</b> Yeah, just let me know if you needed game. I hope it's not a drama like last time. It was really fun playing with you today on the bus. So yeah and and. See you later.</blockquote><br />
Submitted by Cesar<br />
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<i>(Submit Your Google Voice Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-81194757645195865142009-12-05T10:15:00.000-05:002009-12-05T10:15:03.896-05:00What's With All The Animosity Towards Panama City?Original Message:<br />
<blockquote>I'm thinking you're going to be in Panama City.</blockquote>What GV Heard:<br />
<blockquote>I'm thinking you're going to be animosity.</blockquote><br />
Submitted by Rich<br />
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<i>(Submit Your Google Voice Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-69727406039027880412009-12-05T10:13:00.000-05:002009-12-05T10:13:09.313-05:00I'll Take Your Firefighter if You Don't Need Him Anymore.Original Message:<br />
<blockquote>Hey what's up Jeff, It's Paul. I don't know if you found your wallet yet or not, but I just looked in the computer room, TV room and downstairs. I didn't see anything but I will keep my eye out for it, so if I come across that I'll let you know, but if you ever find it just text me and I'll text you if I ever find it or give you a call. So alright dude, I see ya, bye.<br />
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<blockquote>Hey what's up. Jeff, It's. Paul If you found a while yet or not, but I just looked in the computer room. Keep room downstairs. I didn't see anything but also give my on out for it, so come across that I'll let you know. But if your refinance just text me and <b>I'll take your fire fighter</b> give you a call. Alright dude there. Bye.</blockquote><br />
Submitted by Jeff R.<br />
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<i>(Submit Your Google Voice Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-50209789521220471112009-11-25T13:25:00.000-05:002009-11-25T13:25:39.231-05:00That Door Needs to STOP Calling Me.Yes, Hi, this call is from M*** D***, <b>this is door</b>. Natchez a from A*** I*** Company returning your call. I believe I received a message from yesterday. However, I had to leave the office southerly and I didn't get to give you a call if your claim number. Thank you and have a good day.<br />
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Submitted by MHD<br />
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<i>(Submit Your Google Voice Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-64749801773713877582009-11-25T09:23:00.000-05:002009-11-25T09:23:30.336-05:00The Baby Is Getting All Milligram Up In Here.Original Message:<br />
<blockquote>But the baby is getting really grumpy, so we're gonna put her down for a nap.</blockquote>What GV Heard:<br />
<blockquote>But the baby is getting milligram, we are gonna put her down for a nap.</blockquote><br />
Submitted By ryaninc<br />
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<i>(Submit Your Google Voice Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-43552273593633188342009-11-25T09:22:00.000-05:002009-11-25T09:22:18.566-05:00Hope Your Satisfied With Home Depot. Now, Park, OKAY?Original Message:<br />
<blockquote>Hey it's me I am going to pick up my car tonight, I just thought I told you earlier okay, um I'll actually call you on your cellphone later because you'll be home way before me, okay. Bye</blockquote>What GV Heard:<br />
<blockquote>Hey wes me. I am going to pick up my clock tonight. I just thought I was out proposal to you earlier and okay actually call you on your cellphone later than <b>satisfied with your home depot. Park, Okay</b>.</blockquote><br />
Submitted By Anonymous<br />
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<i>(Submit Your Google Voice Screwup at the Bottom of the GV Screwups Page)</i>Staffhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02028318054709267453noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4336004217175382338.post-25068492612055308792009-11-23T14:38:00.000-05:002009-11-23T14:38:29.100-05:00Thank GOD I'm going to pick up my clock tonight!Original Message:<br />
<blockquote>Hey it's me I am going to pick up my car tonight, I just thought I told you earlier okay, um I'll actually call you on your cellphone later because you'll be home way before me, okay. Bye</blockquote>What GV Heard:<br />
<blockquote>Hey wes me. <b>I am going to pick up my clock tonight</b>. I just thought I was out proposal to you earlier and okay actually call you on your cellphone later than satisfied with your home depot. Park, Okay.</blockquote><br />
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