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It's OK. Just Step Over Any Of That Spackle.

What GV Heard:

"Hi Timothy, this is Shayla. I just want to let you know that we do some work on that front. I entrance way of your of the apartment and when you walk in tonight step over the we'll kinda like stuff that's on the floor, the the morning because it you know it's it's it's. You know I need to drive more. All my had til like still in the whole Sayer or so if you're gonna need to put a new, you know, that mailbox 7 pages for you guys need to put your and a new name in there. I might like. You know I'll be in anyway. I don't want to be here, but you had to put you in your name on the mailbox again and just be careful likely walk in the door up. I just want to ask close tonight as well. I mean the up outside door and the guy fixed fee handles so you know. You can turn it. It's if you think it's gonna open, but you. It is just hold it in. You turn and then pushed out the door open and then step over at that spackle okay. I'll talk to you later. Bye."

Submitted By Tim.

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Smoke 'Em If You Have To Do Any Nailing.

Original Message:

"Hey it's me. [...] I've just been under the gun all day. So anyway, you'll be happy to know that I did get your cigars and I got the cheese, so we should be set. [...] Give me a call when you get a chance. I love you bye."

What GV Heard:

"Hey it's me. [...] I've just been done. The gone all day. So anyway, if you have to nail I did get your cigars and I got to use, so we should be set. [...] Give me a call when you get a chance. I love you bye."

Submitted By GW

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What Is Your REAL Name?

What GV Heard:

"Hey Ron, My name is my mom. I think I have for dinner. Let me know and I will get you something so one so call me back."

Submitted by MHD

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But The Point Is, There Is No One. Just Babycakes, Daddy and Kate.

Original Message:

"Hi, babycakes, I just wanted to let you know that I am, um, sending you a check that I would like deposited, um, into my checking account or if that's impossible, uh, into our savings and I'll just transfer it over. Or not, whatever, um, the point is there's no Wachovia around here. The closest one is an hour away, so I can't deposit my check, which is scary, uhhh, or get, like, any cash, so anyway, that's coming to you in the mail. Okay, bye"

What GV Heard:

"Hi Daddy, Kate, I just want to let you know that I'm sending you a check to that I would like deposited into my checking account or if that's impossible into our seating. Then, I'll just transferred over or not. Whatever. But the point is, there is no one. Call me around here. The closest one is an hour away so I can deposit my check jingles. Gary or a like any cash. So anyway, that's coming to you in the mail. Okay bye."

Submitted By Jessica

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If You Can't Get To Work On Time, Just Go Take A Shanley.

Original Message:

" Hello. Hello. This is the ***** notification system calling for ****. [...] We consider all employees essential personnel. If you are able to safely make it into the office, there is no need to notify your supervisor of your delayed arrival. If, however, you are unable to come into the office, please contact your supervisor and assignments as quickly as possible. Time off will be charged to available personal and/or vacation leave. Please Be Extremely Careful as your travels as many of the roads and sidewalks are still quite icy. If there are any changes to this recorded message those changes will be posted as of 6:30 AM tomorrow. Thank you and have a great evening. Please call 877 -*** -0101 to listen to your message and confirm receipt. Again, the number to call is 877-***-0101. Thank you. Bye."

What GV Heard:

" Yellow yellow. Yeah, this is the ***** notification system calling for ****. Yeah. [...] We consider all employees. The central part of the now if you are able to safely make it into the office. There is no need to notify your supervisor of your delayed arrival. If, however, you are unable to come into the office. Please contact your supervisor and assignments as quickly as possible time off will be charged to available parcels and go take a Shanley. Please Be Extremely Careful as your travels as many of the road and so I walked are still quite. I see if there are any changes to this recorded message those changes will be posted as of 6:30 AM or tomorrow. Thank you and have a great evening. Please call 877. Yeah ***. Yeah, 0101 To listen to your message and confirm receipt you again. The number to call is. 8 yeah 77, yeah ***. Yay. X. Yeah 010. Yeah one Yank you. Yeah. Bye. "

Submitted By GW

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Just Bomb Around 1:30 Or So After Your Dad Kills Her Name.

Original Message:

"Hey don't forget your dad's pills, honey. And be careful on the way home; Roads look pretty clear down here, I don't know what it is like on 30 so be careful. Bye."

What GV Heard:

"Hey don't forget your dad killed her name. Be careful on the way. Read some pretty clear down here bomb within like 130 to be careful. Bye"

Submitted By Anonymous

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Wait--Don't Forget to Stop Bill Bradley!

Original Message:

"Hey, Lynn. It's Chad. I'm calling to see if you would be able to pick up some Sliverleaf coupons from Rick before you come tomorrow. He should be home all day if you want to give him a call, that'd be fabulous. There's $20 worth of coupons. Some of them expire so I wanted to use them and I forgot until I'm almost there, so . . . I would appreciate it. I hope you have a good day. Bye."

What GV Heard:

"Hey man, It's chat. I'm colleagues. The. If you would be able to pick up. Bill Bradley's coupon from right before you come tomorrow, you should be home all day if you want to give him a call back 8 that that there is $20 for the coupon of them expired so I wanted to use them and I forgot stop. I hope that so I would appreciate it. I hope you have a good day. Bye."

Submitted by Lynn in Austin

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Grandma Is Here To Make All Your Home Improvements Affordable!

Original Message:

"We also do kitchens, baths, driveways, roofs, (um), gutters, additions, and pool 'cagery' screenings, and 'Gray Hoc' is here to make your home improvements affordable."

What GV Heard:

"We also do predictions past driveways reps debtor's additions in pool. K jury screenings and Grandma is here to make your home improvements affordable."

Submitted By Anonymous

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Let Your Sister Change, But, Don't Change Her Underwear.

Original Message:

"yeah thats cuz you always get a million phone numbers if it was just one then I would get to know what it was but you and your sister change phone numbers like every day. Bye"

What GV Heard:

"Yeah I feel like a million phone number is that there was just like one you know that I would get to know who it was, but you let your sister change. Phone numbers, I could change your underwear. Bye."

Submitted By Michaelad

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